My kids crack me up.
The class spent two weeks (on their own) coming up with a play, and to honor them I agreed to let them perform it. It was "too scary" for the Pre-K class so we performed it for our middle school buddies. Turns out, the play was a mess and needed a narrator... So I got the job. I took down the dictation and the transript follows:
The Skull Fortress
Part One:
The story begins in the Skull Fortress. There are three princesses, one is a statue and two are fast asleep.
(Action)
The king and queen are out and while they are away all the ghosts, monsters, and trolls come and take the two sleeping princesses. They put the two princesses in lava chairs and when they hit the lava, they get the fire breathing powers of dragons.
The dragon princesses chase all the bad guys out- except one ghost who stays behind to haunt the castle.
The princess dragons turn back into princesses and tell their sister what happened… but the ghost then turns her into a servant.
Meanwhile, the king returns to the castle with the queen. The queen goes to sleep and the princesses begin to dance. This dancing calls the monsters and ghosts back to the castle.
They try to catch the king and when they do, they lay him down on the lava chairs. The queen wakes up to put cheese on him. When he falls into the lava he become Serberis, a three headed dog.
The grave killers and troll are given the powers to change color and the phantom is given the power to turn into anything. The grave killers give Serberis a huge heart and he begins to dig and dig under gravestones so that he can eat the dead people’s body parts.
With the king missing, the queen dies of a broken heart.
With the king and queen both gone from the castle, Skull Fortress is taken over by the monsters who rule the country!
The End.
You can't tell me it isn't just bizarre. :-) And yes, there is only "Part One".
I love my job.